I’ve been sick for the past week, and with finals approaching, Flat Stan has not been getting much attention. So, I decided to treat him to a feast at the golden arches. Besides, what better of a way is there to get over a sickness than to over-indulge in some good old-fashioned American health food. Despite Stan’s size, he can really pack it in. He decided to crush the dollar menu, ordering a mcchicken, mcdouble, small fries, four piece nuggets, drink, and a sundae. Afterward, he could barely walk, but he sure was happy. I will say, Stan was a little disappointed by the (very) limited selection of fast food in Middlebury. I think it’s about time that we add another. I vote Chipotle.